Last week Bridesmaid Black Mamba stopped by for a few days of low-key bacchanalia. We managed to squeeze her dress fitting in between staying home and watching television and staying home and doing a puzzle. Unfortunately, this is when we discovered that Black Mamba had been secretly replaced with a piece of cooked ziti!


I have it on good authority that she will soon escape from her air-tight holding cell to wreck havoc on an unsuspecting pasta.

You may remember a few days ago when I mentioned covering the world with stickers? Well, Bridesmaid Icepop certainly did. The following took place between 1952 and 1954 on the 29th of June, 2011:

Icepop: i just had a conversation with someone about how i use terminology such as "my computer lives on the desk, this bag lives on this area of the floor," etc

Icepop: and the person commented that i give inanimate objects ... life

Icepop: and i had to think about where i picked that up from

Icepop: and i named you. This was days ago, before your latest blog :)

me: I WIN!

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