My Car Gets 196MPG
You hear that Priusites? ONE HUNDRED NINETY-SIX! Really!
How can this be true you ponder aloud? Well I obviously won't be answering since I don't have superhuman hearing. But I'm such a nice person, so I'll pretend I heard this time.
Among other quasi-useful features, my car has a real-time mpg display. Hit the gas, mpg plummets. Coast downhill, mpg climbs. Cruise down the giant hill on the 405 north going into the valley at upwards of 80mph, mpg skyrockets to a peak of 196. Soon after mpg hit -12 due to an idiot who confused the center divider with another lane on the 101.
How can this be true you ponder aloud? Well I obviously won't be answering since I don't have superhuman hearing. But I'm such a nice person, so I'll pretend I heard this time.
Among other quasi-useful features, my car has a real-time mpg display. Hit the gas, mpg plummets. Coast downhill, mpg climbs. Cruise down the giant hill on the 405 north going into the valley at upwards of 80mph, mpg skyrockets to a peak of 196. Soon after mpg hit -12 due to an idiot who confused the center divider with another lane on the 101.
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