Our wedding pictures arrived today! All 1081 of them! Having looked through them all, there are certain people who might want to consider offering me cash incentives. You know who you are.
In other wedding related news, I started the dreaded thank you cards process. I recall a few people mentioned having made donations in our names, but I don't remember who confidently enough to send thank yous. If you are one of those generous people and you didn't give us a card clearly mentioning this, please let me know.
Finally, Zero is doing much better with his friend Mr. Steroid. The only problem is that he now has to pee ALL THE TIME. Just a few hours ago, while we were looking at our shiny new pictures, a certain dog joined us at the dining room table. He whined once, and then we heard a strange noise.
Holy crap the dog's peeing under the table! And still peeing! And peeing some more!
At first we considered killing him, but as a giant lake appeared under him, we couldn't help but laugh. And Zero just kept on peeing. When the torrent threatened the office, we stopped laughing long enough to get paper towels. How could such a small dog hold so much pee? Especially one that had just been walked?
Eventually he stopped, at which point Zero wasn't sure if he was going to survive the evening. Neither of us wanted to punish him when he clearly couldn't have helped it, so we just glared at him and got out the mop.
Fast forward an hour, and Zero appeared by our feet, whining. This time he immediately got taken outside. Well, it's a good thing we didn't wait, as he peed out another great lake. Perhaps I should stop refilling his water bowl?