me: Have you guys managed to retain my previous emails about the flights, or do you need me to resend those missives?
dad: Probably have them, but wouldn't be just as easy to send them as to ask if i have them?
me: Then you wouldn't have had a chance to bask in the glory of my amazing sentence in which I use an archaic word to refer to modern technology. Duh.
dad: I'm more impressed by the use of the proper grammatical structure for the prepositional phrase!